Why I don't like baths!! ew!!

So, I have found on occasion that I am talking to a stressed out friend and they can think of nothing better in the world to help them relax than going home and taking a nice warm bath. I have never understood this. I am an avid shower er. I hate baths. maybe its the germaphobe inside of me, i don't know, but i don't see how sitting in a pool of water with the very dirt that would come off your body could be in any way relaxing and not just disgusting. I feel the same way about hand washing dishes. I want to conserve water where possible, but these are two areas where my disgust at germs and dirt overcomes the rational and conservationist portion of my brain. Maybe I could enjoy a bath sometime, but first i would have to take a show to make sure i didn't get any extra dirt in the bath water, and I would have to probably scrub down the tub fist to make sure it was supper clean. I am the kind of person that wears shower shoes in my own shower- that I do clean frequently- because I don't want to touch the tub. If i wash dishes by hand, then i like to turn on a little water and shower them in reality, as opposed to bathing my dishes in their own filth. i know the soap and warm water will still get them clean, but I don't know it just doesn't gel with me to set dirty dishes in water and then proceed to try to clean them using that water. Maybe I am being a bit weird on this, but well, you've all at least learned something new about me. just don't ever expect me to join you in your love of baths. SHOWERS FOREVER YO!!!