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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Five awkward things to hear on a date

5. I once went on a blind date where the guy took me to watch belly dancing, the entire time the guy that asked me on the date kept asking "Do you think belly dancing is soft porn?"

4.A friend of mine just went on a date to see the Green lantern. Thinking of a ring of power, a while after the date she said "you know, I think I could really use a ring." she then pointed to her married ring finger. the way she said it sounded more engagement than super hero. ;)but she ment super hero.

3.after a 10 mile hiking date guy to a girl "ew, you're really sweaty."

2.A friend of mines sister went on a date, the guy didn't open the car door for her, so she folded her arms and stood and waited for him to come and open the door. after a minute he walked over and said "oh sorry, I forgot to pray." He offered a quick prayer, walked back to his side of the car, and completely missed the point.

1.MORP at Snow College. I was on a group date and one of the guys, not my date, said with his date present, to me, "oh, she's my date. I thought you were my date." then to my date "wanna switch?" a very brutal snowball fight then ensued.

1 comment:

  1. haha! this makes me happy. i once had a very strange guy walk up to me at a dance and tell me i looked like an "exotic princess" that night. i had never met him before.

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