You know, there are things as Mormons that we experience that are super awkward, but that you just know only other Mormons are going to get why its so awkward. These are just a few....
Women:
1. When you forget to put on a bra because you have too many layers of clothing on top to notice its missing.
2. When you are uncomfortable at work all morning and go to the bathroom and realize you put your garments on inside out this morning and you are going to have to remove four or five layers of clothing to fix it or keep being uncomfortable.
Singles:
3. When you go to a single adult dance and find a new buddy that you swear you know from somewhere, and go home and realize its your friends mom- you know, one of the ones you were friends with before you got too old and got kicked out of the singles ward.
Missionaries:
4. When someone of the opposite sex tries to hug you, and you do that awkward avoidance dance, because you're a missionary.
5. BEING A MISSIONARY.
6. Insert pretty much any language mishap here. such as blessing food to be poisonous instead of useful to your body, telling someone it was nice to suck them instead of nice to meet them because you mixed up the conjugations. calling yourself "Elder Outhouse".
7. loosing your companion, and having a panic attack about it in the middle of the grocery store.
8. having someone open their door and be in their underwear.
9. street contacting someone at a bus stop. having them hard core reject you, and then getting on the same bus and having to stand next to them for the next 20 stops.
Ward Choir:
10. Not reading the little slip of paper the choir director slipped you on your way up to sing that said only the men would be singing the second verse now. And because you didn't read it, you sing your loudest and proudest Alto solo and join the men.
if you have more, please share them in the comments. =)
Women:
1. When you forget to put on a bra because you have too many layers of clothing on top to notice its missing.
2. When you are uncomfortable at work all morning and go to the bathroom and realize you put your garments on inside out this morning and you are going to have to remove four or five layers of clothing to fix it or keep being uncomfortable.
Singles:
3. When you go to a single adult dance and find a new buddy that you swear you know from somewhere, and go home and realize its your friends mom- you know, one of the ones you were friends with before you got too old and got kicked out of the singles ward.
Missionaries:
4. When someone of the opposite sex tries to hug you, and you do that awkward avoidance dance, because you're a missionary.
5. BEING A MISSIONARY.
6. Insert pretty much any language mishap here. such as blessing food to be poisonous instead of useful to your body, telling someone it was nice to suck them instead of nice to meet them because you mixed up the conjugations. calling yourself "Elder Outhouse".
7. loosing your companion, and having a panic attack about it in the middle of the grocery store.
8. having someone open their door and be in their underwear.
9. street contacting someone at a bus stop. having them hard core reject you, and then getting on the same bus and having to stand next to them for the next 20 stops.
Ward Choir:
10. Not reading the little slip of paper the choir director slipped you on your way up to sing that said only the men would be singing the second verse now. And because you didn't read it, you sing your loudest and proudest Alto solo and join the men.
if you have more, please share them in the comments. =)
Being Single in a family ward, listening to the married couples talk about anything marriage related.
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