Oh, you get a two for one tonight, because I haven't posted much lately. But today, I watched a really fun Norwegian movie called "Troll Hunter" Its supposed to make you think it is a real movie about something that possibly really happened. Yeah right, trolls live in Norway and love to eat Christians. That's what the movie claimed any way. Crazy stuff. it was super fake looking, but I really enjoyed it.
First, I got to watch three stupid college kids making a documentary that they thought was about a bear poacher. Then they found out he was a troll hunter. One got bit by a troll and survived, he later found out the troll that bit him was rabid, and that he now probably had rabies. I think that's hilarious because he didn't go to the doctor to have his troll bite checked out even though it was bothering him throughout the movie. If you get bit by a troll, please check yourself for rabies!!!
Second, I saw a three headed troll turn to stone, and another troll snack on some goats- very Jurassic park- and then it exploded. The key to defeating these trolls? UV lights baby!! oh yeah!! there is an anti-fake bake add for you, look what this tanning bed will do to this giant mountain troll! BOOM troll guts everywhere.
Third, kind of sad, but if you are on a film crew, and decided to follow around a troll hunter, and he asks, "Hey are any of you Christians? because trolls really love to eat Christians." Don't lie about it, or you will for sure be the camera man that gets eaten by a smelly foul big nosed pack of trolls when you go tromping through the troll cave where you oughtn't be, because, well there is clearly no way out of that cave, no sunlight going in, and you are the one that smells like a Christian, so the troll can snack on you and your friends can escape.
Great movie. I think its only moral was that you can't trust the government, and that Trolls eat Christians so all the Atheists are the ones that will have to save you from the trolls. Have fun with that Atheists. Any way, I had fun watching it.
First, I got to watch three stupid college kids making a documentary that they thought was about a bear poacher. Then they found out he was a troll hunter. One got bit by a troll and survived, he later found out the troll that bit him was rabid, and that he now probably had rabies. I think that's hilarious because he didn't go to the doctor to have his troll bite checked out even though it was bothering him throughout the movie. If you get bit by a troll, please check yourself for rabies!!!
Second, I saw a three headed troll turn to stone, and another troll snack on some goats- very Jurassic park- and then it exploded. The key to defeating these trolls? UV lights baby!! oh yeah!! there is an anti-fake bake add for you, look what this tanning bed will do to this giant mountain troll! BOOM troll guts everywhere.
Third, kind of sad, but if you are on a film crew, and decided to follow around a troll hunter, and he asks, "Hey are any of you Christians? because trolls really love to eat Christians." Don't lie about it, or you will for sure be the camera man that gets eaten by a smelly foul big nosed pack of trolls when you go tromping through the troll cave where you oughtn't be, because, well there is clearly no way out of that cave, no sunlight going in, and you are the one that smells like a Christian, so the troll can snack on you and your friends can escape.
Great movie. I think its only moral was that you can't trust the government, and that Trolls eat Christians so all the Atheists are the ones that will have to save you from the trolls. Have fun with that Atheists. Any way, I had fun watching it.
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