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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Death Heated for 30 Seconds on low In the Microwave

 I hate being sick. Right now I feel like a big wimp, because I just got over being sick with that nuroshmeeshmee shmee stomach flu crap only to be hit with a cold. Interesting thing, this feels completely different but equally crapy, and I am wondering what the crud is wrong with my immune system that it isn't keeping all this stuff at bay. 

 Its left me thinking alot about the saying "death warmed over"  which just means you look horrible. Considering I was asked to please stay home tomorrow, I must look like that. To put a modern more dramatic spin on it though, I'd like to call it death heated for 30 second on low in a low watt microwave. Yeah, that sounds about like what I feel at the moment. 


 In other news, Someone asked me if I was pregnant today at work. First of all- NO I AM NOT. 

Second- thanks for calling me fat. 

Third- Doesn't everyone know you are never supposed to ask that question?

Ending with those thoughts, and going to sleep. Good night.

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